Alaskan Thunder Fuck AAA
Alaskan Thunder Fuck AAA
Alaskan Thunder Fuck AAA
Alaskan Thunder Fuck AAA
(8 customer reviews)

Alaskan Thunder Fuck AAA


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Batch: May-09-2022


Expert Review:

This batch is perfectly true to its strain. Beautiful multicoloured buds are dark green to bright neon green – bright orange to reddish brown hairs, the entirety of the buds have a dark purple hue even tho the buds themselves are not purple and the whole bag is completely frosted in sugary trichomes – this flower definitely stands out. They are dense and sticky but there is a bit of tiny stems left hanging on but the bud burns so smooth, slow and clean who cares about a little stem to pull off. Spicy citrus flavours with a hint of diesel especially on the exhale makes this almost a must have for any smoker. Perfect with that morning coffee to get you up and moving for the day. SWEET CITRUS GAS FIRE

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Alaskan Thunder Fuck is a sativa-dominant with a complicated genetic history. It is said to have originated in Alaska’s Matanuska Valley as a cross between an unnamed Northern California strain and an unnamed Russian ruderalis (a less-seen genus of cannabis distinct from either indica or sativa). The child of these two strains was then crossed with an Afghani indica landrace to yield the potent staple that we know as Alaskan Thunder Fuck. This strain confers a strong sense of mental focus alongside some subtle physical relaxation. Flower of Alaskan Thunder Fuck have been tested at between 13% and 27%.

Alaskan Thunder Fuck sets itself apart with chunky buds that are medium to large in size and have a tapered, spade-like appearance. The leaves, which are a pale shade of sea green, have a fluffy look and feel and can be easily torn away from their central stems. Vibrant orange pistils wind their way through these piecey leaves. Finally, a dense blanket of trichomes covers the inner and outer surfaces on the flowers, making them sticky and particularly hard to break up without the help of a grinder.

When properly cured, Alaskan Thunder Fuck has a primarily woodsy aroma, redolent of pine and cedar. There are also base notes of damp earth, along with an indefinable nutty, chocolate-like scent. Only closer inspection, hints of lemon are present as well. When combusted, Alaskan Thunder Fuck burns with a funky, acrid smoke that some may find objectionable or harsh. On the exhale, this smoke leaves behind an astringent ammonia tang accented by a lingering sour lemon taste. Smokers should keep in mind that this can be a very pungent strain when burnt; those looking to maintain discretion should take any needed precautions.

The high from Alaskan Thunder Tuck is something of a creeper, often waiting until users have finished coughing or wiping away their smoke-induced tears to make its effects fully known. Smokers may detect by a gradually mounting alteration of the senses, with certain sights or sounds taking on a dynamic new significance. Once users acclimate to the change, this cerebral mindset lends itself to deep analytical thinking that can be valuable for working on problem-solving scenarios or as an accompaniment to free-wheeling creative brainstorming. In a more relaxed set and setting, Alaskan Thunder Fuck can be a great complement to trippy music, as well as to engaging conversation between friends. As the high wears on, some subtle physical tingling sets in, although these effects are unlikely to cause disorientation or couch-lock. In its later stages, Alaskan Thunder Fuck may enhance more active pursuits like hiking; it can even be a strong aphrodisiac. A consummate sativa, Alaskan ThunderFuck is a good option for the user who wants to maintain a clear head while going about their day. While it makes a great wake-and-bake strain, this is not a flower to be savoured just before bed, as it’s liable to leave smokers wide-eyed and wired. A small dose of this potent hybrid can go a long way, even for more experienced cannabis users.

Alaskan Thunder Fuck’s wide-ranging effects can also have application for medical cannabis patients. Its long-lasting lucidity may help those with attention deficit disorders to sustain focus on a single task. Its subtle mood enhancement can benefit users with mild to moderate stress and depression, leading them to spend their time more presently and mindfully. Physiological effects include some anti-inflammatory properties that can soothe headaches or nausea. Because its cerebral onset may lead to an out-of-control feeling of “mind race,” Alaskan Thunder Fuck is not recommended for those who are prone to panic or who have a low tolerance for THC.

Many companies have produced seeds of this famous strain and made them available for sale online. Once obtained, Alaskan Thunder Fuck can be grown indoors or outdoors, although outdoor cultivation calls for a warm, semi-humid climate with consistent daytime sunlight. As is typical of sativas, it has a long flowering time of about 9 to 10 weeks when grown indoors; grown outdoors, it is ready for harvest in mid-October. Alaskan Thunder Fuck offers growers a high yield in reward for their efforts. Finally, just as it can be a pungent smoke, this hybrid can be a very pungent strain to grow — those looking to keep their cultivation operations discreet should invest in odor control measures like exhaust fans.

Revered among cannabis consumers, Alaskan Thunder Fuck has even lent its name to drag queen superstar Alaska Thunder Fuck 5000 (who, for propriety’s sake, simply goes by Alaska). With a complex, surprising flavour profile and a lasting head high, it’s no wonder that this is one of the most popular sativas in circulation today.

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2 Grams, 28 Grams, 4 Ounces, 8 Ounces, 1 Pound

8 reviews for Alaskan Thunder Fuck AAA

  1. Mariella Carty

    Another great strain from these guys. Strong, but not too overpowering. Great deal on some great buds here. If you like sativas, you’ll like this one.

  2. Jack Scrat

    This stuff is Awesome.. Loaded with crystal and Everytime i smoke one AC/DCs Thunderstuck song runs through my head.. lol Only I sing it Thunder Fucked.. lol

  3. Aron Harrell

    Very very nice! Great medical strain works for my anxiety. Made me laugh while i smoked. Great get out and do something buzz. Nice buds clean. Super smell, try it you will smile

  4. Shayne Finch

    My fav daytime Sativa smoke-great high, focused and lots of energy. Good price and very speedy delivery. Can’t beat it!!!

  5. JasleenBlackmore

    Great taste and not too rough on the throat. The effects are nice. I’m a low torrent person so I tend to do low and slow.

  6. Alya Kerr

    This is a good strain for relaxing in a social environment. Good to chill with friends without feeling too buzzed. I found it’s effects didn’t last long though. Burns smooth.

  7. Churchill

    What a bomb of a strain! This had me laughing and giggling for hours. It also killed all my pain, highly recommended this fabulous strain!

  8. Watchdog12

    Great strain! Nice hard nugs with some purple undertone. Great price as well.

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